Ship Your Friends an Embarrassing Box Prank: MicroPenisCure. We Mail Your Target a Hilariously Labeled Package to Make Them Cringe. Great Gag Gift & Practical Joke. Guaranteed to Mortify & Offend!

January 18, 2018 - Comment

Choose the Gift of Maximum Cringe How often do you get to mess with people with just a few clicks. What a time to be alive! ———– INSTRUCTIONS ———– Make sure you select your target’s address If you send it to yourself and complain to us, we will definitely laugh at you. If you want

Choose the Gift of Maximum Cringe

How often do you get to mess with people with just a few clicks. What a time to be alive!

———– INSTRUCTIONS ———–

Make sure you select your target’s address

If you send it to yourself and complain to us, we will definitely laugh at you.

If you want to leave them a note

Check the “This is a gift” box close to the “Add to Cart” button then on the checkout page, type your message in the “Gift Message” box. We will print out the note and include it inside the package.

If you want them to have to sign for it in-person

Choose expedited shipping and we’ll upgrade the shipping so they’ll have to sign for it in person. It’ll be hilarious.

———– FAQ ———–

Are you guys serious right now?

As serious as a freaking micro penis. Doing God’s work, people.

Are there other “website” names available?

Definitely. Search Amazon for “BigAssDildos” and “VaginalOdorHelper” to send one from there. And we’ll be adding more over time.

I received one of these. My coworkers saw it. What the hell do I do now?

There’s only one thing to do: Get Revenge. Search for Witty Yeti on Amazon to see all of our prank options. How about a prank bath bomb that starts out smelling lovely then smells like literal ass after a few minutes? Or an innocuous package that is actually a glitter cannon? We’ve got options for you, baby!

Satisfaction Guaranteed!

Unlike your micro-peniled friend’s conquests, you will be completely satisfied with this member of our inventory. If we didn’t completely ruin your friend’s day, simply reach out to us through the Amazon messaging service and we will respond within 24 hours to make it right even on the weekends. We absolutely guarantee your satisfaction or your money back!

Happy Pranking!

Product Features

  • IMAGINE THEIR WINCING FACE when the mailman hands them this package or the mail guy at work walks this to their desk. It’ll be glorious! MUAHAHAHA
  • APRIL FOOLS 24/7. We believe the world needs more friendly mischief in it. Like Gandhi said, “Be the change you want to see in the world.” So we send prank micropenis packages. And YOU CAN TOO!
  • TOTALLY ANONYMOUS OR LEAVE A NOTE. Choose “This is a Gift” during checkout and leave your note. We’ll print it and include it in the package so you can taunt your victim.
  • UPGRADE TO MAKE THEM SIGN FOR IT. Choose Expedited Shipping to upgrade your prank and make them sign for the package. They’ll have to sit there signing a slip while the mailman silently judges them.
  • WE ALSO HAVE GLITTER BOMBS! Search Amazon for Witty Yeti Glitter Bomb for our confetti bomb versions!

Comments

Greg watson says:

I got my buddy super good with This “you know how many hands this … I got my buddy super good with This “you know how many hands this had to go through to get to me?”

David Hemp says:

Magnificent!! Pay the extra $5 to have them … Magnificent!! Pay the extra $5 to have them sign for it. My buddy’s wife had to sign for it!! Then she opened it and there is now penis confetti all over their house. Truly the gift that keeps on giving. I haven’t stopped laughing!! WORTH. EVERY. PENNY.

N.S. says:

You better be there to watch! Well this definitely did what it was supposed to do… I had this sent to a friends apartment complex (to the front desk) with his name on it. Needless to say, he got a lot of weird looks as he arrived to pick it up. I made sure I was at his house on the day it would arrive. Best money I have ever spent!!!

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